That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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