She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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