Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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