Who wears a wallet chain?!
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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