Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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