I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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