I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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