i would punch a child for taco bell
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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