And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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