Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize