does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
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she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
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I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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