So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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