i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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