hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
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I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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