Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
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Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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