oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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