i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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