is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
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Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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