based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV