i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
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I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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