We got so high we made milksteak
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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