This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
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I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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