we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
they're like a gay fantastic four
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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