I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
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Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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