I want to stick my p in your. b.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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