So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Randomize
