Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
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