so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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