you guys were way drunker than both of me
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
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