Don't you send me to vm
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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