Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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