dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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