You can't motorboat a personality
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad