fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive