Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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