I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
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The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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