I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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