Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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