I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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