Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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