I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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