Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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