i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'm really into asian looking animals
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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