U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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