Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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