I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Randomize
