i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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