haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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