How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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