I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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