My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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