Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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