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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!

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  I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.

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  Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?

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• (909): View more from California

  I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused

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• (805): View more from California

  Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time

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  you DO IT for the people

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.

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