Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone