these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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